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Imma Tank!!! WOW RAP BRAND NEW
By admin | June 19, 2009
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This is not our attempt at “real” rap or hip hop or whatever they call it these days… We just tried to mimic it as best as we can for parody purposes. This song was all in fun. Its WOW based for crying out loud! At 250,000 views the mp3 will be available for free download. Lyrics below!
Question: Which is the best taking class of world of warcraft?
The best taking class is a pally tank and am Furious Phil
Hell no it is a druid and I am Mad Max
OMG Warrior tanks are the best and I am Angry Auto
And we are totemlycool!
[Chorus]
Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Pally
Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Druid
Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank Warrior
Im a tank Im a tank Im a tank hardcore!
[Furious Phil] Pally
[Verse 1]
Make no mistake, Im a Pally tank
And you will get served off my armor plate
An AOE tank, the type that makes the earth shake
I make them all concentrate on my consecrate
You produce threat but I produce hate
My DPS stays high like my hit rate
So dont be afraid when I run you through a raid
I have so much dodge the game will say Evade
20k HP I will never fall
Not at all, I protect like Armor All
Gruuls, Zul, I run through them all
Send me through them walls like a wrecking ball
I got the whole instance beating on my chest
Dodge, block , parry; 550 defense
The best DPS; no match for my Pally threat
The reason my whole guild dressed in epic sets!
[Chorus]
[Mad Max] Druid
[Verse 2]
I make them bleed! Bleed! Bleed!!!
Mangle, lacerate, they satisfy my needs
When rogues see me they switch DOT’s
When warriors see me they use DOT’s
Rupture, garrote; Bleed! Bleed!
Rend, deep wounds; Bleed! Bleed!
Just when you think thats all they can take
DPS cat form, I hit them with Rake!
490 Defense you aint talking about me
Survival of the fittest, know what I mean?
WTF? You trying to polymorph me?
You just wasted your mana, now watch me waste your HP
Im a full time harcore tank, no fear
The only class that can tank in PVP gear!
20k armor that nothing to me!
Shape-shift and my stats go leet!
[Chorus]2x
[Angry Auto]
Listen to the two of you going back and forth
Druid tank, Pally tank; Its all rubbish!
Im going to show you two douche bags how it really goes down
This is Auto representing for the Warriors
[Verse 3]
To be most effective be a warrior tank
Weve been the best since the creation of the game
Got avoidance stacked over 65 percent
If I dont dodge or parry then Im blocking those hits
Devastate! Devastate! Stacking up the agro!
Feed me the heals and the mob will never let go
Sunder got them squishy like their cloths have been washed with snuggle
All I need is rage! I dont need no fur or bubble!
Sheid Block makes it so I cant be touched
So your weak hits; Im eating them for lunch
Mob coming at you? Dont worry Ill just taunt it
If he resist; intervene so I get hit
Sheild Wall on so Im laughing at the blows
Im a warrior, dont tickle me with those!
Compared to me all other tanks are just wack
And if you try to cast spell reflect will send it back
Take that!
[Chorus] 2x
Duration : 0:4:12
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Topics: Classes | 25 Comments »
25 Responses to “Imma Tank!!! WOW RAP BRAND NEW”
Comments
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I personally prefer …
I personally prefer whatever gets the job done…depending on which instance/raid we are doing..affects which one i like the most
As long as they know what they are doing and have the gear (or if they are good enough to not need as much gear as others) then they are all fine by me
…but DKs tend to not do it right…not that its the class..just its harder to tank right in heroics when people are wailing out 2-4k dps…just a thought ^_^
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
the best aoe tanks …
the best aoe tanks are DK’s and pallies
but best solo tanks are warriors and druids, thats just how it goes
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
uhm ya tell that to …
uhm ya tell that to my dk that tanks general hardmode
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
omg love this! as a …
omg love this! as a healer, my fav tanks to work with are palis, but i love em all! great rapping.
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Wut the …
Wut the Warrior tank are not good on aoe on more then 4 target other Then that We Rockz! Even more on boss fight aggro not a problem.
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
really warrior …
really warrior tanks can’t hold aggro eh ok how offten have u gotten aggro frm warrior w/ 3+ sunders on a boss w/o using abbilites that cause threat w/ ur little pally threat buff on? and btw warrior tanks may not be the best aoe tank but i sure as can keep 4 mobs on me with the dps scattered to each mob
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
i’d rather a pally …
i’d rather a pally tnak then a war tank mostly becuse of the back up heals they can do but wars are good too
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
noob i personally …
noob i personally think wars are best
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
dude. dk tanks suck
dude. dk tanks suck
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Ye warr is hard to …
Ye warr is hard to learn if u start with other class its really different
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Rofl…maybe you …
Rofl…maybe you just suck at healing on your Holy pally.
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
what warriors are …
what warriors are you raiding with?
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
warrior tanks are …
warrior tanks are ftl because they suck at keeping threat, im all for Pallys, Druids, and DKs, pallys because they own while their holy spec(i have a lvl 80 holy pally and kicks every class/spec to jupitor)prot because they have alot of threat and are god at holding alot of mobs and druids cuz they can switch forms on yo lol but anyways and dks because they can have a pet buddy and they have alot of dogde and hp and warriors, god you cant hold agro worth shit, and die fast……
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Warrior FTW ! …
Warrior FTW ! because u need skill for this class! noobs^^
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
druid tanking is …
druid tanking is easiest…. mangle lacerate maul, spam them on single target, maul + swipe or aoe (with glyph of maul) its easy…. after that just stack dodge till 40-45% and 30k+ life
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
works perfectly …
works perfectly fine here too.
charge in, thunderclap, devastate, pour on sunders and cleave/thunderclap to keep em all on ya.
Warrior tanks FTW!
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
works for me
works for me
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Unholy is good for …
Unholy is good for getting AoE hate, like an off tank, keeping the hate off of MT. So long as you keep your dodge/parry up, Unholy isn’t that bad.
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
NIGHT ELVES DRUID …
NIGHT ELVES DRUID FTW
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
just not enough
just not enough
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
For the Alliance
…
For the Alliance
For the Horde
For the PVP
For the Raiding
For the Fun Times with Guildies
Copy and Paste if you love to play WOW
And dont care which faction is better and just love to play the game
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
THUNDERCLAP IS AOE
THUNDERCLAP IS AOE
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
i like it buttt, …
i like it buttt, Unholy Tanks suck, sorry : /
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
if the druid knows …
if the druid knows what hes doing most druids suck at tanking no offence
June 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
ima pally but …
ima pally but druids really are the best tanks imo